BRAZIL
Decio Colla, the mayor of Sao Francisco de Paula, is urging his
fellow citizens to prepare for the end of the world, which, he believes, will
occur on – you guessed it! – December 21, 2012.
Colla is convinced that Sao Francisco de Paula, which is situated
900 meters above sea level, will become a haven for those fleeing real or
imaginary floods and giant tsunamis. Consequently, he is urging the populace to
stock up on food and water as 12-21-12 approaches.
RUSSIA
A Uzbek man was arrested and held for the alleged murder and dismemberment of a 74-year-old woman.
“The
man was arrested at the scene of the crime,” said the official statement. “He
said he killed and dismembered the woman because of the nearing Apocalypse.”
And
won’t we all be doing exactly that when the End of Days arrives?
The
41-year-old man, who faces 15 years in prison if convicted, had been a boarder
in the woman’s home for a few days. Then, for reasons unknown, he “became very
excited, nervous and started talking about an upcoming Apocalypse.”
And,
of course, killing an old woman was the only way to deal with his acute
paranoia and anxiety.
ZAMBIA
A German couple was arrested and subsequently ordered to leave Zambia for “preaching doomsday messages on the streets of Lusaka.” Additionally, they accused some Zambian ministers of cheating the poor and making themselves rich. And isn't that a universal accusation against many pulpit-pounders?
The Germans were given 48 hours to vacate the country. However, they were broke, so it was up to the German embassy to get them out of the country and apparently sent them to wherever they wanted to go.
Their next Doomsday destination was unnamed.
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