OH MY GOD!
I have been so wrong!
How could I have been so wrong?
WE ARE DOOMED!
I just saw a video on television showing the giant asteroid headed straight for Earth. It was shot by astronauts aboard the Space Station. The damned thing is so big. Scientists have no idea how it can be deflected. The news readers were sobbing! Sobbing like spanked children.
DOOMED!
We’re all doomed. Once that sucker hits, it will create tidal waves and Tsunamis as high as skyscrapers. The sky will darken with debris for years and years. There will be earthquakes, the polar caps will vanish, the sea will boil, dogs and cats will live together…
MASS HYSTERIA!
TOTAL ANARCHY!
IT’S THE END OF EVERYTHING!
OR NOT!
I’ll go with not!
April Fools. Have a nice day.
(And by the way, apparently the pronouncement that the hacker community known as Anonymous was shutting down the Internet yesterday, March 31, was a hoax. At least, my Internet was just fine.)
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