DOOMSDAY PROPHET TO REVEAL DATE OF APOCALYPSE MAY 27TH

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Biblical Doomster Mark Farrell is presenting a series of free lectures – donations are appreciated – in San Francisco this month that will culminate with a final lecture on May 27th in which he promises to reveal the date of the Apocalypse.

That, my friends, is a promise that would make attending the lecture almost worthwhile. I say “almost” because, of course, for me to attend it, I would have to fly from the Mile High City to the City by the Bay. I’m just not that invested in Doomsday. Go figure.

Farrell alerted the San Francisco media with fliers and press releases, promising a free lecture every weekend in May exploring Bible prophesy in a “fully-illustrated series of dynamic lectures” and an “easy-to-understand format.” Probably a Powerpoint.

Farrell, termed an “epic pessimist” by one San Francisco columnist, promises to reveal the truth regarding “the timeline of final events, the location of hell, and ‘what heaven is like’ before finally revealing the actual date of the end of the world at the final lecture on May 27th.”

Not only that, there will be snacks! That’s right, a free lecture and light vegetarian snacks.

Vegetarian snacks? Another reason not to fly there for the big reveal lecture. If it was a prime rib buffet with shrimp cocktails and martinis, well…it would be something to consider.

The snarky columnist did wonder if the vegetarian cuisine would be accompanied by “Kool-Aid refreshments.”

Anyway, that’s the big news from the Bay Area.

May 27th. Something to look forward to.